A new minature golf course opened by our house, so we tried it out. Sammy boasted of his impressive golf skills, but his most prominent skill was that of yelling "that doesn't count" and demanding another stroke for free. I wonder if that would fly in the PGA?
In first grade the kids at our elementary school always have a "reading restaurant". Parents come in and are seated by the maitred' (the teacher) and given a menu of books by their waiter (their child). Sammy read us three non-fiction books, because those are his favorite.